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[toofast]

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[theotherobin]

what's the most god awful disgusting rest stop snack you ever tried? i'm tryina get Gar to barf.

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[toofast]

chili dog blended with a slushie?

[theotherobin]

this better not be chili dog slander cause you know they're my fav thing

[toofast]

here i thought my chili dog was your favorite 😞

[theotherobin]

blended with a slushie?

[toofast]

please don't ever blend my chili dog

[theotherobin]

you're gettin real off track here, buddy.

[toofast]

yes
sorry
um i stand by what i said though
sounds pretty nasty

[theotherobin]

he's never gonna fall for that.

[toofast]

well not if you make it obvious?

[theotherobin]

there's no blender at a rest stop so idk how i can dunk a chili dog into a slushie without it being obvious

[toofast]

ok the thought of you doing that actually made me laugh out loud

ummmmmmmmm
i don't know
hot sauce in a slushie?

[theotherobin]

you know i would if i could find a way. i'll keep my eyes pealed.

ugh disgusting. sounds perfect.

i'll wait till he sits shotgun so he can puke on dick

[toofast]

shouldn't you be more nice to your friends?

[theotherobin]

what do you mean, it's totally a bonding exercise

[toofast]

please do not ever bond with me this way?
i have more fun ideas for that

[theotherobin]

pretty sure you don't want me bonding with Gar the way I'd bond with you, dude.

[toofast]

you are 100% right on that, dude

[theotherobin]

I'll ask him tho, just to make sure.

[toofast]

ok let me know how that goes

[theotherobin]

nah, he's not my type. plus he's a little too young.

[toofast]

i sort of have it on good authority you like them a little older

[theotherobin]

yeah, there's definitely something hot about an older guy. maybe it's the little gray hairs.

[toofast]

what older guys are YOU hitting on?

[theotherobin]

daaaamn, I'm just messing with you, babe. I'm sure you won't go gray for another 5 years.