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[toofast]

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[theotherobin]

he's never gonna fall for that.

[toofast]

well not if you make it obvious?

[theotherobin]

there's no blender at a rest stop so idk how i can dunk a chili dog into a slushie without it being obvious

[toofast]

ok the thought of you doing that actually made me laugh out loud

ummmmmmmmm
i don't know
hot sauce in a slushie?

[theotherobin]

you know i would if i could find a way. i'll keep my eyes pealed.

ugh disgusting. sounds perfect.

i'll wait till he sits shotgun so he can puke on dick

[toofast]

shouldn't you be more nice to your friends?

[theotherobin]

what do you mean, it's totally a bonding exercise

[toofast]

please do not ever bond with me this way?
i have more fun ideas for that

[theotherobin]

pretty sure you don't want me bonding with Gar the way I'd bond with you, dude.

[toofast]

you are 100% right on that, dude

[theotherobin]

I'll ask him tho, just to make sure.

[toofast]

ok let me know how that goes

[theotherobin]

nah, he's not my type. plus he's a little too young.

[toofast]

i sort of have it on good authority you like them a little older

[theotherobin]

yeah, there's definitely something hot about an older guy. maybe it's the little gray hairs.

[toofast]

what older guys are YOU hitting on?

[theotherobin]

daaaamn, I'm just messing with you, babe. I'm sure you won't go gray for another 5 years.

[toofast]

i mean
of course you are
i'm pretty cool after all

[theotherobin]

don't think I've ever actually met anyone cooler than you.

[toofast]

oh be still my racing heart

[theotherobin]

yeah. yikes that was super corny huh

[toofast]

i like my cornball boyfriend though

[theotherobin]

you must be special cause I'm pretty sure they wanna throw me out the window already.

[toofast]

do i need to be there in a jiffy to catch you?

[theotherobin]

that would be pretty fucking funny if you just ran up along the car. might scare em which would be awesome.